I’m not high enough for this
me literally all the time in every situation (via crookednose)

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tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

(Source: freddieboychilton)

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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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novac0caine:

When you accidentally burn your hair while lighting the bowl.

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psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: babedwire)

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